I had a message today from some sort of digestive health survey something or other asking if I had diarrhea, and if so please call them so they could give me $125 and take my blood and stool samples.
You know, cuz I loooooove to give out samples of my stool. For shits and giggles.
I'm imagining being the fella that leaves all those messages all day long. What does he say when people ask how his day went? New Year, same old shit.