Okay, story time:
The waiter at our go to Shanghai Cafe is a ridiculous flirt and funny.
Last time I was there he caught me doing a check in on my credit card and my big huge balance was on my phone. He asked if I was investing and I just laughed it off and said a hearty NO!
Today, he asked what we were doing for the afternoon after my doctor visit and then lunch. We told him Trader Joe's because they refuse to go North despite all my wonderful advice. Mister Waiterman suggested I just invest in them and then take over the whole company so they do my bidding.
Then me, being me said "With my name being Heidi, I'd change it to 'Trader Ho's.'"
He thought it was hilarious.
My Mom, not so much.
