Dad - "I could write a poem in five minutes and have it accepted by any of them."
Me - Laughing "Well, alright then. I'll get you the information."
Dad - "Did you notice what I did there? You just have to go through life knowing you are better and smarter than 99.5% of the rest of the population."
When we go up to get our drinks the barista told my Dad not to worry about paying because it took so long (she was alone and working the drive-through too.)
My Dad gave her a ten dollar tip.