Loose Change/Dirty Thoughts

In a store aisle yesterday and a worker comes over and starts making plans with another worker about changing the displays. She says "Here's where Mark and I want to have a Four-Way."

I lose it. Just bust up. I look at the woman and say "From here that sounds mighty interesting." Worker pauses, puts her hand over her mouth, doubles over in laughter and finally responds "Guess I should check what I say around customers better." Me - "At least the ones with filthy minds."

The two workers left to the next aisle. I could hear them giggling and one whispered "that was so funny I can't stand it."