I dreamt last night that I found out Dave Chappelle was having a meeting with industry bigwigs to decide comedy was going to be his way and only his way now. So I hired the whole gang from Leverage to stop it. (If you don't know anything about Leverage see my footnote.) Okay then, when we met up to plan strategy, they asked for my fighting skill and I told them one of them was going to have to hold Dave down so I could fart in his face.
Soooooo, with my Ninja Farts on board we infiltrated the Super Secret Squirrel meeting and busted it up. I don't remember HOW it went down, only that it did.
That's right. I saved the day. With a fart joke.
**Leverage is a TV show whose main theme is sticking it to the bad guy. They are comprised of a Hitter, a Grifter, a Thief, a Hacker, and traditionally a Mastermind. They find "leverage" on said bad guy and use it to their advantage to help the person that was wronged. Footnote to this footnote - as I explained this dream to my friends on their way to Drag Brunch and their having no idea about Leverage, when I detailed the lineup my friend added "oh and a construction worker, a cowboy, a Native American, a cop.."**
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