Here are some fun things that happened during our Costco shop today -
A Mom walking by the fresh flowers asked her son if they needed some fresh flowers, he hesitated like *why would you even ask me that?* I pitch in "You always need fresh flowers!" She turns around, raises both arms in the air and hollers "RIGHT?!"
They've moved the chips, the beer, and a bunch of snacks. I had to ask a nice workerman where the beer was and he gave me the deets. I told my Mom "see, you're not crazy." The workerman said "Oh no, you're not crazy. We're crazy."
Going up to the check-out my Mom zoomed the driving cart around the corner and the checker yelled with high fun drama "AGGH! Don't scare me like that!" I assured her that Mom didn't even hit me once. It was twice. There was a pause. Then BAHAHA.
Mom loves to get a Costco hotdog on our way out of the store. So there I was, filling our lemonades at the drink stations, and next to me was a younger man filling up his own drink. He was shaking his hips and singing the "bada bada, bada dadada, bada bada, bada dadada" section of Can't Take My Eyes Off of You. Literally, the best thing I've had happen in my presence in months.
Then, when we get up to leave our table, a young man asks if our table is free. I tell him it sure is! Then, I offer him a wipe if he'd like, to use on the table. He was excited, grateful, and accepted. While wiping the table he said "you must have children or grandchildren to have those." Nope, I said. Just me. OCD me.
Or grandchildren. 🤦🏼♀️
