Things To Do When You Aren't On Social Media
1. Clean bunny cages.
2. Read an article on Dian Fossey from a two year old magazine.
3. Delete 1,800 emails.
4. Unsubscribe to a bunch of emails in the attempt to stop the need to delete again.
5. Know you will do it again. Again.
6. Binge watch Killing Eve.
7. Discover Dietland.
8. Take the garbage out four times.
9. Buy skirts at the D.I.
10. Organize paperwork.
11. Make popcorn for dinner.
12. Update your computer for HOURS!
13. Make a list of all the cleaning you are avoiding.
14. Read another two year old magazine from the stack.
15. Play a CD you haven't played in over 15 years.
16. Eat Chinese food with your parents.
17. Remember why you don't watch movies with your parents.
18. Have a mama bird dive bomb you for coming too close to her nest.
19. Text your friend about tea, books, and bowel movements.
20. Snuggle Bunnies.
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