You know that thing when you're watching a TV show or a movie and someone knocks on another person's door and within three seconds the home dweller answers, all stylishly dressed, earrings, bra, full makeup and hair done, wearing shoes IN THEIR OWN HOME?
What is that? Do any of you spend your leisure time at home gussied up and camera ready in your outside clothes just waiting for someone from the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes to knock on your door! 📸💄🪞🫦
I'm on my couch sans bra in my fart pants.
That's a screenplay. Right there. Spinsterhood of the Fart Pants.
