Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Pick A Lane

Dad was telling me a story about this girl on the freeway today. How she was behind him in the fast lane and she started texting. Then this...

Dad - She swerved all the way out of our lane into the SUV lane, or the SVU lane, what is it called?

Me - The HOV lane. (I'm laughing pretty hard by now.)

Dad - (recovering) When I drive in it, it is the SUV lane because I drive a SUV. Get it?

Me - Maybe it should be called the STFU lane then.

Both my parents look at me like I'm talking in Klingon.

They both ask what it means. I explain.

My Dad does the most wonderful belly laugh.

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