Scene - My Bedroom 8:34 a.m.
Me - Stirs awake by the odd and confusing noise of someone rapping on the front door.
More furious knocking.
Me - WTF? Why? What?
Me - Gets out of warm bed, puts on glasses and slippers and trudges to the door.
Me - As supposed human knocks numerous times again, I peep through my peep hole.
Me - In my all caps voice "WHO ARE YOU?!"
Who Are You - Laughs and knocks again.
Me - Again, In Bold All Caps "WHO ARE YOU?!"
WAU - Laughs again, thinks it's a joke. Thinks he's funny. "I'm Charles (inferred duh.)"
Me - Still All Bold All Caps Voice "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
WAU - Tiniest bit of confusion dances across his face, "Is Olivia here?" Hurriedly messes with phone.
Me - "YOU HAVE THE WRONG APARTMENT AND NEED TO GO AWAY!!!!"
WAU - Trips backwards and never says another word.
Me - Gets back into warm bed. 8:38 a.m.
End Scene.
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