Dream if you will, a picture - of my Mom and I at a stoplight. Suddenly she notices a man to the left of us in the back seat of an old model Four Runner having a VERY animated conversation with the driver. With every word he is waving his bright Orange Polka Dot tie and using it as either emphasis or as the reason for each syllable.
Naturally we're intrigued, and a little bewildered.
Then I start the voiceover for Tie Guy -
TG - Do you see this? This stain? This happened because you stopped so short. F$&K you Geoff!
Mom laughs.
TG- I inherited this from my Great Grandfather and now it has frappuccino all over it because you can't drive for shit Geoffrey.
More Mom laughter.
TG- IT'S SILK!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT'S SILK!!
You owe me a tie you idiot.
The vehicle turns with Tie Guy still waving his tie and berating the driver.
Mom and I are both cackling.
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