Just now watching boxing with my parents my Dad and I start mocking one of the announcers for saying "He's here for a win." No, really? How deep did you reach down for that nugget? We the viewers wouldn't have figured that it by our teeny selves. Then I stop and say how these announcers have a lot of air time to fill, we should give them a break.
Me - "I'd start talking about their trunks or their socks. 'Oh, did you see the tree on his sock, that's a tree.' Or I'd start in on the audience. I'd run out of things to say."
Dad - Starring at me dumbfounded. "You'd run out of things to say? That would never happen."
Me - "Okay. Pertinent things to say."
Dad - "Never been your strong suite."
Dad for the TKO.